Weed is organic

Weed is organic --- so it's ok to smoke it?
India's roads are already littered --- so it's ok to throw that gum wrapper?
True friendship allows distance --- so it's ok to never ever call?
Pets don't bite --- so it's ok to cross dress them for Halloween?

Your credit card statement doesn't arrive for another 21 days --- so it's ok to address that urge to splurge?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas --- so it's ok to fulfil that Hugh Hefner 'type' fantasy?

*ahem, you need to draw that moral line sooner than later*

My own personal dilemma---
Like chocolate, wine is good for you --- so the calories don't count? For either? ;)
(answer: definitely affirmative)